David A. Paterson (born May 20, 1954) is an American politician and the current Lieutenant Governor of New York. He is the first African American to hold this position. …

...And he may be New York's first African American Governor, and America's first legally blind Governor, if/when Eliot Spitzer resigns. picked by ImNotBlue 2 years ago

So far neither the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party for whom he ran for Governor of Minnesota, nor members of The Vampyre Nation he founded, have ponied up the $125,000 bail needed to free "The Impaler" from prison. Skipping all his preliminary hearings for bouts of professional wrestling was not perhaps the best move. picked by equinox 10 months ago

Governor says he never hiked Appalachian Trail; says he cruised along the coast of Buenos Aires to unwind after stressful legislative session picked by nateebiinature 5 months ago

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer... wait a minute...newly appointed New York Governor David Patterson was involved in several affairs, including one involving a woman on state payroll.

Seriously guys. WTF. picked by mahler87 2 years ago

The Bon Jovi frontman is planning to run for Governor of New Jersey. picked by kamaloo 2 years ago

Canada’s Governor General began her Arctic tour by gutting a freshly slaughtered seal, pulling out its heart and eating it raw.

*WTF?* picked by bornbad 6 months ago

Governor Paterson was wheeled to the stage of the Legislative Correspondents Association gala portraying the blind man in the wheelchair from the commercial who asked the governor, "Why are you doing this to me?" The five-minute performance by Paterson legitimately brought down the house, even getting some ohnohedin't "ohhhs" when he calls out the Post's Fred d**ker's "pho... read full post picked by suebe 7 months ago

The governor of a central Russian province urged couples to skip work on Wednesday and make love instead to help boost Russia's low birth-rate. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Wednesday toured a Sacramento tent city where many homeless people live.
*UPDATE* picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says she will resign from office July 26.

Her spokesman wouldn't say why Palin decided to step down picked by IcePigs 5 months ago

The budget will cost the city an estimated $650 million in aid.

But it's the $4 billion in new fees and taxes that are sure to aggravate everyday New Yorkers, who would be paying more for a host of services picked by coldbladed 11 months ago

Fund raising event backfired. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

Killing someone has a better future than becoming the governor of Illinois, proof included. picked by cstrickland 12 months ago

Sarah Palin, The Perfect Republican. picked by cannikin 2 years ago

It's probably just to drum up press for his book but it would be funny to see him as an independent. picked by coldbladed 2 years ago

Comedian Al Franken grabbed the Democratic nomination Tuesday for U.S. Senate in Minnesota...

Minnesota voters joined those in six other states and the District of Columbia... Nominations for House, Senate and governor were on the line, along with the fate of another TV celebrity: Kevin Powell, a former cast member on MTV's "Real World," who lost his bid for Congress in New York. picked by ImNotBlue 1 year ago

This is the website of the prostitution ring that has cost Eliot Spitzer his job as Governor of New York.

"Every client is an emperor [read governor]." picked by mahler87 2 years ago

California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has defended his use of marijuana in the 70s by claiming it is not a drug....thats like saying its not pork its bacon picked by spocksmyhomeboy 2 years ago

At a time when the governor and his Republican cohorts are dueling over whether or not to accept the federal unemployment stimulus, what *is* getting done in Texas?
The Lieutenant Governor is making sure we can sip our favorite wines, of course. picked by lynxears 7 months ago

I miss the old SNL. picked by cb__ 11 months ago