When Spain's King Juan Carlos turned to Hugo Chavez and said, "Why don't you shut up?", little did he know that his breach of diplomatic protocol would become a smash hit. An estimated 500,000 people have already downloaded the ringtone. picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez Wednesday accused the United States of causing the destruction in Haiti by testing a 'tectonic weapon' to induce the catastrophic earthquake that hit the country last week. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says he expects to send an ambassador back to Washington soon, in a move towards restoring normal ties with the US.

"Mr Chavez says Mr Obama is more intelligent than his predecessor" picked by KerOBeroS32 11 months ago

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Sunday threatened to cut off oil sales to the United States if Exxon Mobil wins court judgments to seize billions of dollars in Venezuelan assets.

"If you end up freezing (Venezuelan assets) and it harms us, we're going to harm you," Chavez said. picked by Marli 2 years ago

President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela tells his military to prepare for a war against the United States. picked by hisidea 3 years ago

The archbishop of the city of Merida, Baltasar Porras Cardoso, compared Chavez to Hitler, Mussolini and Cuban leader Fidel Castro. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez stunned delegates at the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday by calling Bush "the devil himself" and saying he left the smell of sulphur hanging in the chamber from his appearance the previous day. picked by Galoot 3 years ago

...because she supports gay rights.

Ok, don't knock me for the source, it's the best I could find. picked by JoshSF49 1 year ago

We please want the west to give us money, but we do side against you. picked by dp2000 6 months ago

Chavez's lackeys took over Cargill, a US owned pasta producer in Venezuela, saying they're not producing enough cheap food for the poor. It's not the first business he's recently nationalized, either. picked by meggysue 10 months ago

If he could.
This Election is not about the candidates.
It's about George Bush... Um.....He's not running. picked by ReaDiculous 2 years ago

Venezuela's outspoken scumbag leader called President Barack Obama an "ignoramus" who needs to better educate himself to "understand reality."
* does this guy make you think monkeys could type?* picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

In addition to the loan to Venezuela's fiercely anti-US government, Russia may also launch a nuclear cooperation with Venezuela. picked by bernardblack 1 year ago

He said he'd do it, he did it... will it matter? Don't worry, Canada has the second largest oil reserves in the world and we are still on good terms. (I hope that was common knowledge... please don't bomb us) picked by wwwilovefreefilmscom 2 years ago

Venezuelans have voted to lift limits on terms in office for elected officials, allowing President Hugo Chavez to stand for re-election. picked by KerOBeroS32 1 year ago

Hugo Chavez get Told by the King Juan Carlos. A video of it is also on YouTube. Too funny. picked by lemon711 2 years ago

Cold War Part II? picked by JoshSF49 1 year ago

"Soon some little rockets are going to be arriving," he said at the presidential palace. "They can fly 300 kms. And they don't miss their targets." picked by kakana 6 months ago

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Saturday Barack Obama had the "stench" of his predecessor as U.S. president and was at risk of being killed if he tries to change the American "empire."

*and they say nobody is perfect(a$$hole)* picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

I know it is shocking that such a lovable and generous man as Chavez would allow this to happen. Must be the work of the CIA, or I assume that is what he would say. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago