Another student put an Adderal in her hand. She gave it back & said "No thanks". During the next class, the Assistant Principal pulled her out of class & suspended her for 5 days because she violated the school policy on drug possession.

Yes. Touching a pill for 5 seconds counts as possession.

Facepalm anyone? Could I interest you in a headdesk perhaps? picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

and hard candies. Why? They pose a choking risk to children. They are also pressing for warning labels. Other offending foods: peanuts, nuts, and peanut butter.

Next up, kids will need to have toilet paper pre-printed with directions on how to wipe their asses. picked by Moe 3 weeks ago

Dishes So Awful We Had to Make Them picked by Bornbad 3 weeks ago

"Pluto's Not a Planet? Only in New York." picked by Bornbad 3 weeks ago

A new study finds that people using a cellphone while driving remember less of what they hear in the conversation. picked by Bornbad 4 weeks ago

A 3,000 year old mystery is finally solved. picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

Imagine lying on the beach, a good book in one hand, drink in another, feeling the cool breeze in your hair when suddenly, that breeze gets stronger and stronger and is accompanied by an unbearable loud noise that you think will shatter the windows of the nearby shacks. picked by Bornbad 4 weeks ago

That's right. Being intolerant and short-tempered could be a sign of evolutionary superiority. (or at least that's my defense the next time I'm feeling bitchy) picked by tigertony 1 month ago

The four year long tale of Casper the commuting cat, who would politely queue with bus passengers before contentedly riding around Plymouth, Devon made headlines and raised smiles around the world.

Sadly the cat's love affair with the open road has proved his downfall after he was killed by a hit-and-run driver.
RIP Casper :(

Follow up to this post. picked by tigertony 2 months ago

I have seen other lists of movies on here, but not one with this many.
I must admit I have an obsession with the creepy and morbid. Some of these films are like crack to me! picked by genaphur 2 months ago

A group of Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities to see how much weight they had lost.

Apparently not enough...
*goes to stand in corner for being a smartass* picked by tigertony 2 months ago

The Vatican newspaper and radio station have called the film "Avatar" simplistic, and criticized it for flirting with modern doctrines that promote the worship of nature as a substitute for religion. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Italian scientist says the model in the oil painting had a xanthelasma – a subcutaneous accumulation of cholesterol – in the hollow of her left eye and a fatty tissue tumour. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

That's right..."This means YOU"! picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

From waterless hand sanitizers to breast cancer screenings, a bunch of things that you might not have known where they came from, all in one little list. picked by choco 3 months ago

An American Airlines flight attendant snapped a pic of an obese passenger squeezed into an economy class seat to illustrate the "growing" problem they're facing with obese passengers. I don't think the drink cart is gonna make it through that aisle! picked by BrownTrout 3 months ago

What it says above. picked by suckersklub 4 months ago

Oh, come on.
Spoiled brats. picked by suckersklub 4 months ago

From the annals of good ideas gone horribly, horribly, wrong, comes this seriously misguided attempt at a domestic violence awareness campaign. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

A ferocious feline turned her owners into a pair of scaredy cats in their Midtown apartment yesterday, holding them hostage at claw-point until the cops came to their rescue. picked by hoosker 4 months ago

A fun filled time where kids compete to see how far they can throw a dead rabbit has been banned due to complaints from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. No word on if they understand that dead rabbits feel no pain.

Killjoys. picked by Moe 4 months ago

Potter told the Daily Mail that, at first, he thought it was cool to have the same name as the whimsical wizard, but now it's just really annoying. As he told the paper, "After 12 years of it I couldn't count the amount of times I've heard 'You're a wizard, Harry.' It does wear a bit thin after a while. And I've heard all the puns about my wand." picked by Chamale 4 months ago

A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral. picked by MandolinOrange 4 months ago

They are doomed to extinction and these pictures prove it. Absolutely NSFW, unless you are one of these geeks, in which case you won't even notice. picked by equinox 4 months ago

Instead of going trick or treating the pope recommends instead spending your evening engaging in lots of unprotected sex and self-flagellation.

Sounds like great fun picked by Dontgivethedogchoccy 4 months ago