Because...you know...all those gays are like...evil or...something. Some students are actually blaming HER for the cancellation. Ironically, she's got more balls than the school district. When will the Neanderthals finally lose power? picked by Moe 5 hours ago

No white feathers at all. Pretty weird looking bird. picked by Moe 18 hours ago

Some of the wrecks are thought to be 1,000 years old. picked by Moe 2 days ago

Who said honor is a dead trait?

<--- Patricia Overy, the sacrificing friend. picked by Moe 6 days ago

Another student put an Adderal in her hand. She gave it back & said "No thanks". During the next class, the Assistant Principal pulled her out of class & suspended her for 5 days because she violated the school policy on drug possession.

Yes. Touching a pill for 5 seconds counts as possession.

Facepalm anyone? Could I interest you in a headdesk perhaps? picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

because his cell phone was off. Granted he was the 4th alternate...but guess what?

If it were me in Vancouver, no matter where I was in the list, I'd have my phone taped to my face.

Just sayin'

<--- Goofball in question picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

After Nicolaus Copernicus. First produced in the lab on Feb. 9, 1996. I guess getting scientists to agree on a name is a pain in the ass. I'd love to see them all try and order out for pizza. picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

and hard candies. Why? They pose a choking risk to children. They are also pressing for warning labels. Other offending foods: peanuts, nuts, and peanut butter.

Next up, kids will need to have toilet paper pre-printed with directions on how to wipe their asses. picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

By his own admission, he didn't give 100% when he played for Atlanta. He said "I was complacent at the time, somewhat lazy, and I settled for mediocrity..." Nice going Vickman...I'm sure the season pass holders are happy to hear this. picked by Moe 4 weeks ago

The jury took only minutes to convict him. Justice is done.
Update to THIS, THIS, and THIS picked by Moe 1 month ago

The school tells the coach if he makes a half court shot while blindfolded, they would give him NCAA tickets.

Guess who didn't actually have any tickets and is now looking to get some on the cheap?

Video of the event is at the link. picked by Moe 1 month ago

Wife of John McCain lets her voice be heard. picked by Moe 2 months ago

6.1 struck Wed at 6 am picked by Moe 2 months ago

The deceased was being moved to a new location when the coffin bottom broke open revealing a plastic bag of adult human bones.

Hilarity, I predict, will ensue. picked by Moe 2 months ago

He allegedly bent quarters with his teeth, swam laps every day in the ocean regardless of temperature and walked 5 miles a day.

At 104 he died - from being hit by a van. picked by Moe 2 months ago

Not much more you can say about that! picked by Moe 3 months ago

90 days and 20 days for the husband and wife respectively. I hope they also have to pay back the cost of the "rescue". picked by Moe 3 months ago

Still more good news! Let's have a Good News day at Plime!

Dog is in the hospital, not totally out of the woods yet. picked by Moe 3 months ago

Some good news for a change. :O)

<--- The Superman dad hero picked by Moe 3 months ago

He has died. No word on the cause yet. picked by Moe 4 months ago

They say they are losing money on the $1.00 Double Cheeseburger sales they are being forced to promote. Apparently the Double Cheeseburgers cost $1.10 to make. picked by Moe 4 months ago

Man busted for drugs claimed the paraphernalia belonged to the Lord who was trying to set him up.

One toke over the line sweet Jesus... picked by Moe 4 months ago

A fun filled time where kids compete to see how far they can throw a dead rabbit has been banned due to complaints from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. No word on if they understand that dead rabbits feel no pain.

Killjoys. picked by Moe 4 months ago

Shooter at the Army post, thought to have died actually survived and is in custody.

Ugh

edited for information update picked by Moe 4 months ago

The only three McDonald's in Iceland have closed their doors. picked by Moe 4 months ago