The same all other ex-presidents have been doing! Enjoying ranch, visiting charity events,writing memoirs (eh?), giving speech at the university time from time (eeeeh?)
Nice retirement I think...

Bitch about how Obama is screwing up the country (that is what they all did when W was in so I guess it's his turn now).

I would move to New Zealand and stay out of the public eye. hah. Or go back to school and learn to be smart?? Nah..he wouldn't!

Build a Crawford Ranch theme park.

Keep in the public eye. Keep making controversial but flip-flopping statements. Just for your own amusement.

or

When you are too old for a career in politics, get into making action movies, sort of like a reverse-Schwarzenegger.

Milk it for all it's worth, and spend the rest of my life in Dubai living with the Bin Ladans writing many books and hopefully will end my life thourgh an amusing fall from the top of the Abu Dubai Hotel helipad :D

Yeah who goes to a school like Yale?

What a backwater educations! Pah!

Were you around between 2000-2008?? Did you ever see the man speak? He's kind of a dumbass..

Without his TelePromTer, Obama's not much better.

I waged a couple of wars to help my friends. Now it's their turn for pay-back. Where are my millions?

well if I am Bush...
I go kill Cheney and then kill myself, because my conscience just can not take it any longer.

Go across the nation, stopping at every home I pass that was affected by a war under false pretenses to beg forgiveness on my hands and knees.

In light of the thread below this one, if I were George W Bush, I'd campaign around the country to have awesome playground objects reinstalled.

Merry-go-rounds FTW!

No really, if you combined George W Bush's campaign for playground awesomeness, which would ensure kids had an annual dose of scraped knees and bruises, with a president's annual pep-talk (Obama style), a whole generation of kids might have the potential to turn out as optimistic yet realistic and ambitious people instead of wimpy mcwimpersons who just want to feel special.

But Bush had a teleprompter and a man talking in his ear and still couldn't manage it.

Consistently.

Not just as a one off.

Every time I read the title of this thread, I get offended a teeny bit inside. NO, I'M NOT!
*runs off and cries to mamma*