...and you aren't president any more.

What the hell would you do with your life. Write your little hypothetical story here.

GO!

I retire on my bloated oil-fueled fortune.

There's still more shredding to do.

I DONT WANNA!


hmmmm write a book and milk that shiz for what its worth?

i will learn to knit.

Spend a week in a spa somewhere.

1. Go to Pakistan and personally search for Osama bin Laden in the mountains. Write a book about it. Then write another book about how, if it was me, how I would have gone about attacking and crippling America. You know, if it was me, but it wasn't you know.

2. Finish reading that goat book.

3. Call a few SS buddies and see if they will race me around my new place. Maybe if I let them have Grey Poupon on their sandwich?

4. Hope the public will someday see the real me for the sensitive, caring individual I really am.

5. Get together with my buddies and buy up what's left of Iraq.

Gather a sh*tload of money together, then go on tour apologizing to the American people and donate the money to several worthy charities. Televise the tour apologies on my dime. Do this for the next 2 years, every day.

Perhaps not timely anymore, but when I read the thread title I immediatley thought of this.

NOOOOOO!!! WHHYYYYY???!!!!!

Relax. Drink fruity ice-cold alcoholic beverages on exotic beaches. Sleep late. Stay up late. Get at least three massages per week. Enjoy the feeling that there was no more weight on my shoulders and that the world has focused their negativity on hating a different human. Watch TV and movies. Eat popcorn. Eat cake icing. Spend an entire week completely indoors. Spend an entire week completely outdoors. Sneak into a movie theater. Smoke a joint. Make extravagant purchases completely spontaneously. Try living different lifestyles. Enjoy life.

Eat pretzels.

No I'm not!

Use my credit card to buy stuff online.

Drink beer.

Use my credit card to buy beer online.

He's back at the Ranch.

I'd probably be at the same place if I were him (and could afford to own a Ranch).

Actually I can't think of anything better, other than some vacations to some warm tropical beach locale here and there.

Everything ex-presidents usually do. You know -- dedicating libraries, making money hands-over-fist with book deals, public appearances, speeches. Using my previous status to build a business empire. Playing jokes on my secret service detail. Offering unsolicited advice or commentary to the current president. That sort of thing.

Go cow tipping on my ranch.

Convert to Islam.

Hire a ghost writer.
Write a children's book explaining executive power, preemptive war, signing statements, intelligence manipulation, why name calling is good foreign policy, where's WaldoMD, and the Heimlich.

Go back to school!

Most importantly, stay out of the public eye for a while. Let Obama solidify his leadership before becoming visible again.